Quotes thread

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Niccolo and Donkey
Cornelio
Where Christianity disappears, greed, envy, and lust invent a thousand ideologies to justify themselves. - Nicolás Gómez Dávila. - I can attest to the veracity of this quote.
Niccolo and Donkey

“Our problem now is to do away with the household and to free women from the care of children.”
– Anatoly Lunacharsky

Soviet Commissar of Education in the early 1930s

Theo
All progresses are reactionary, if Man is destroyed.

- Andrey Voznesensky
Niccolo and Donkey
Charlie Sheen on what makes him angry :

Apocales
John Derbyshire

rust
Weakened? Conservatism is and always has been a fail because it operates upon the premise of preserving and defending some putative status quo, not on any real action.
Niccolo and Donkey

Written by our very own Grimsrud elsewhere:

Niccolo and Donkey
O'Zebedee supplanter

Dave Attell on Drinking and Driving

Now drinking and driving… a lot of people say its wrong. And I call those people the cops. Sometimes you have no choice. Hey, those kids have got to get to school.


Dave Attell on Porno

Some people are against porno and I say, “Hey, whatever a man and a woman and another woman with a penis and a midget do to a donkey, that’s their business.”


Dave Attell on Scouts

I was in the scouts and we had to learn survival things. Like snakebite, what do you do? Suck out the poison. But with your right hand, jiggle the man’s balls. That’s how I was taught.


Dave Attell on Bestiality

If I was to have sex with one animal it would be a horse. That is a beautiful animal. And when you have sex with a horse, you know you always have a ride home.
Cornelio

When Goering heard that we intended to increase production of locomotives many times over, he summoned me to Karinhall. He had a suggestion to offer, which was that we build locomotives out of concrete, since we did not have enough steel available. Of course the concrete locomotives would not last as long as the steel ones, he said: but to make up for that we would simply have to produce more of them. Quite how that was to be accomplished, he did not know; nevertheless, he clung for months to this weird idea for the sake of which I had squandered a two-hour drive and two hours of waiting time.

Albert Speer - Inside the third reich (memoirs)