I'm not recommending it, but the film had Salotrean themes so I thought I'd mention it here.
I saw
Immortals
last night in 3D (OMG!) I went in not knowing what it was about and was initially excited by the beginning of the story, which featured Mickey Rourke, solid, thick, and tight, as king Hyperion of the Heracleidae, leading the late-bronze age invasion of Greece that (according to some) ushered in the Greek dark ages. Opposing the Dorians is Theseus who, in this narrative, is a shunned peasant boy whom Zeus trains to be a warrior. Since Americans find the aristocratic ethos of Greece unpalatable, Theseus is transformed into an egalitarian British faggot who opposes the austere, hierarchical rule of the "Helladic" or Mycenaean civilization that he ultimately defends against the invasion. Hyperion, in contrast, is a towering, war-mongering barbarian from the north whose primary goal is to destroy the Gods of the Greeks and spread his seed across the world so that his genes live on forever.
Despite having an exciting historical premise, the plot and action are boring. The film seems to promote the mythical and theological elements of Greece against the liberal and rationalist tendencies that were promoted in
300
, portraying the native, Helladic Greeks (apart from Theseus and his comrades) as effete philosophers, atheists, and bureaucrats who shun the Gods. (At one point the film shows the weakness of the latter tradition by having Hyperion decapitate a Greek who entreats the Heracleidae to deliberate and "negotiate" in the Greek political tradition.) But there really isn't any overt political purpose to the film.
What was really infuriating about this film, apart from the cartoonish nerd aesthetic, which seems to be a necessary component of every historical film not made by Mel Gibson, was the oscillation between strangely precise historical references and subversive liberal interjections. On the one hand the film goes out of its way to be historically accurate and use the Linear B script of the Mycenaeans, but on the other it has multicultural sibylline oracles baking in a brazen bull. The film would also lead one to believe that sub-Saharan Africans were not only prominent members of Mycenaean civilization, but also managed to migrate north of Greece and assimilate into the barbaric Doric civilization.