Laser-Guided Cruise Missiles of Truth-Telling From the Shoutbox

1. A moment ago - Arcturus :
   hunchblack is a gypsy motherfucker who shoplifts bottles of lemon extract and mouthwash, drinks them under a viaduct, then stumbles to the library and logs on the phora

1. 7 minutes ago - Gruppenführer Glitter :
   I want to become a post-human god and live in a luxurious space city orbiting over the proles.
2. 7 minutes ago - Gruppenführer Glitter :
   Is that too much to ask?
3. 6 minutes ago - O'Zebedee :
   No
4. 5 minutes ago - Gruppenführer Glitter :
   Zeb, you can be my manservant.
5. 5 minutes ago - Gruppenführer Glitter :
   Because of our friendship, I will limit the beatings.

Documenting the obvious:

1. 14 minutes ago - Bronze Age Pervert :
   im not a fag; homoerotic life is superior
2. 5 minutes ago - Bronze Age Pervert :
   anyway homoerotic life is superior im ready to argue for this; nic has asked us not to discuss this here, so don't provoke
3. 4 minutes ago - Bronze Age Pervert :
   the strong man of homoerotic impulse is the natural leader; the many are like cattle

1. A moment ago - Byssus : cmon bro the worst that can happen is that google stores your unique genetic identifier for perpetuity and the jews develop a bioweapon specifically targeted at your immune system

That's what I explained to Byssus would actually happen.

In reference to Bronze Age Pervert 's mother:

1. A moment ago - Successful Person on the Internet and Off : His mother is an elderly straussian socialite that hates spaniards because we look filipino

Who is Cornelio talking about?

1. Today at 12:25 AM - Byssus :
   hi
2. Today at 12:25 AM - Byssus :
   I faltered the second time I played the instrument
3. Today at 12:25 AM - Byssus :
   if I hadn't, I would have ended the Kali Yuga
4. Today at 12:26 AM - Byssus :
   I need to remember these songs!
5. Today at 12:26 AM - Byssus :
   it's all I can think about, but ... I forgot on waking
6. Today at 12:26 AM - Byssus :
   it wasn't Phrygian Mode, it was something older
7. Today at 12:28 AM - Bronze Age Pervert :
   
8. Today at 12:28 AM - Bronze Age Pervert :
   it's hard to remember music from dreams
9. Today at 12:28 AM - Bronze Age Pervert :
   i've thought of the most marvelous symphonies ever made but i forgot them on waking
10. Today at 12:29 AM - Byssus :
    you interfered
11. Today at 12:29 AM - Bronze Age Pervert :
    what do you mean
12. Today at 12:29 AM - Byssus :
    suddenly there was a Brazilian woman there who said it was a Brazilian instrument
13. Today at 12:30 AM - Byssus :
    and when I played the northeastern ray of strings they became an outline of the northeast of Brazil
14. Today at 12:31 AM - Byssus :
    this came from you, you disrupted the image by overlaying something on it
15. Today at 12:31 AM - Byssus :
    WE WILL NEVER HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE FOR TWO THOUSAND YEARS
16. Today at 12:32 AM - Byssus :
    outside the room, I knew the climate became more humid and the walls of the cave shaded by the silhouettes of palm trees and lianas
17. Today at 12:32 AM - Byssus :
    that wasn't how it should have been!
18. Today at 12:33 AM - Byssus :
    the next time I find you I will have to pour your blood into both of my ears, so that I might be able to remember how it went
19. Today at 12:33 AM - Bronze Age Pervert :
    i will resist
20. Today at 12:34 AM - Bronze Age Pervert :
    sometimes i have dreams about "brazil," but it's an entirely fantastical landscape that has nothing to do with the wilderness there
21. Today at 12:34 AM - Byssus :
    you transposed something, you want this phase of the cycle to last for ten thousand more years
22. Today at 12:34 AM - Bronze Age Pervert :
    i think you're accusing me of something, yes
23. Today at 12:36 AM - Bronze Age Pervert :
    yes i want the kingdom of darkness to persist

1. McCain playing poker on his iPhone As the hearing continues, our ace photographer Melina Mara reports she spotted Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) “passing the time by playing poker on his iPhone during the hearing.” We eagerly await the photographic proof, but generally trust Melina’s sharp eye. Update 5:55 p.m.: And here’s the proof:​
2. Today at 7:02 PM - niccolo and donkey :
   
3. Today at 7:02 PM - niccolo and donkey :
   
   Senator John McCain plays poker on his IPhone during a U.S. Senate Committee on Foreign Relations hearing where Secretary of State JohnKerry, Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel, and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Martin Dempsey testify concerning the use of force in Syria, on Capitol Hill in Washington DC, Tuesday, September 3, 2013. (Photo by Melina Mara/The Washington Post)​
4. Today at 7:03 PM - niccolo and donkey :
   
   Update 6:38 p.m.: After the photo made the rounds on Twitter, McCain tweeted the following in response: John McCain ✔ @SenJohnMcCain Scandal! Caught playing iPhone game at 3+ hour Senate hearing - worst of all I lost!​
5. Today at 7:03 PM - Gruppenführer Glitter :
   McCain is gambling his salary playing bibi
6. Today at 7:03 PM - CLAMOR :
   he was playing against the head of al nusra, with taxpayer money

1. A moment ago - niccolo and donkey :
   xyza, do you have a bf?
2. A moment ago - Xyza :
   His skin is as black as his leather jacket...