Laser-Guided Cruise Missiles of Truth-Telling From the Shoutbox

1. 3 minutes ago - Bronze Age Pervert : i just had bacon and eggs u jelly?
2. 2 minutes ago - Broseph : no, i had my mother prepare bacon and eggs for me for breakfast
3. 2 minutes ago - Broseph : i took your advice. i now call the gf "mommy" and keep reminding her she'll never be as good as my mother
4. 1 minute ago - Bronze Age Pervert : yes this is good

1. 8 minutes ago - Stubby : I saw this girl I know
2. 8 minutes ago - Stubby : she works at the store I clean toilets at
3. 7 minutes ago - Stubby : this is good, my life is moving in the direction it should

Good work. That's how I started, and look at me now.

1. A moment ago - Roland : it's obvious he has a cellphone because the pouring feces video was taken with a cellphone camera

El Rolo is very inteligente. Impressive detective skills.

1. 42 minutes ago - Stubby : you were in my dream cornelio, you were late for work in the kitchen
2. 32 minutes ago - Roland : the world dream

1. 3 minutes ago - supplanter : i experienced terrible morning rush hour traffic through warsaw, i would not be able to deal with that every day with stick
2. 1 minute ago - supplanter : that is because we north americans are fat and lazy, we need our left leg free to balance our mcdonalds value meal while we drive

1. 3 minutes ago - Misologos :
   Someone told me today that I looked like 'the blonde football player on the teevee commercials'
2. 2 minutes ago - Angocachi :
   was that someone a chick?
3. 2 minutes ago - Misologos :
   I tried to press them for details but they couldn't remember, so I've been googling football players for the past 2 hours
4. 2 minutes ago - Misologos :
   I hope he's handsome whoever it was
5. 2 minutes ago - niccolo and donkey :
   narcissism