Laser-Guided Cruise Missiles of Truth-Telling From the Shoutbox

1. 8 minutes ago - O'Zebedee :
   Nic, last year some guy in line at a street vendor at 2 am asked me if I was Jewish.
2. 8 minutes ago - O'Zebedee :
   Very weird.
3. 8 minutes ago - O'Zebedee :
   Drunkenly asked me, I should say.
4. 7 minutes ago - niccolo and donkey :
   sarah loves bjork
5. 6 minutes ago - niccolo and donkey :
   zeb, he wanted to pogrom you
6. 6 minutes ago - O'Zebedee :
   He wanted my dreidl
7. 6 minutes ago - O'Zebedee :
   Or whatever that spinning top is called

1. 2 minutes ago - Neo Cornelio : ford fairlane is a good movie
2. 2 minutes ago - niccolo and donkey : you like van damne movies?
3. 2 minutes ago - Neo Cornelio : yes, they are very good. he's a good actor
4. 1 minute ago - Thomas777 : Cornelio learned to speak English from watching Time Cop
5. A moment ago - Neo Cornelio : time cop is a good movie. so is street fighter

1. Today at 5:54 PM - Neo Cornelio : hahahaha
2. Today at 5:54 PM - Neo Cornelio : failbook is about to go down forever
3. Today at 5:54 PM - Neo Cornelio : totally passe
4. Today at 5:55 PM - Neo Cornelio : salo > fecesbook

Thomas does a noble deed:

Today at 5:24 PM - Thomas777 :
Praying mantises are great. I found a huge one a few summers ago on a fuel pump.
Today at 5:24 PM - Thomas777 :
So I took it with me lest some nigger or some retarded infant smash it

1. 28 minutes ago - Porkchop Holocaust : yes, I know. I'm a national-defeatist, so I masturbated today so Portugal can lose.
2. 27 minutes ago - Porkchop Holocaust : if I hadn't done so, however, it is clear that we would prevail by a large margin.

1. Thomas777 :
   I had a law prof who would get facelifts. His eyes always looked wide, like he was perpetually surprised
2. Thomas777 :
   This fat Irish guy I sat by would claim God was punishing him by freezing his face in the expression he had when he first realized he loved cock

1. A moment ago - Arcturus :
   my dream is to meet a good girl and turn her into a degenerate shitwhore by getting her hooked on drugs

1. 38 minutes ago - supplanter :
2. 30 minutes ago - Neo Cornelio : Looks like Mickey Rourke with a peculiar case of triple-AIDS

1. A moment ago - O'Zebedee :
   Actually, depressing is finding out that you likely won't be seeing a long time friend as you had hoped before the cancer finally takes him.
2. A moment ago - O'Zebedee :
   Which brings Tuesday to a fun close.
3. A moment ago - Thomas777 :
   Its depressing that O'Zebedee isn't banned