Laser-Guided Cruise Missiles of Truth-Telling From the Shoutbox

1. 3 minutes ago - O'Zebedee :
   I envision a future in which Thomas is always one step behind me and Pat Mastriano with a squad of soldiers, armed to the teeth.
2. 2 minutes ago - Alex :
   joey jeremiah?
3. 2 minutes ago - O'Zebedee :
   Yes
4. 2 minutes ago - Alex :
   what about snake and wheels?
5. 1 minute ago - Alex :
   snake has a job on the next generation
6. 1 minute ago - O'Zebedee :
   They are dead to me
7. 1 minute ago - Alex :
   wheels killed a family the first time he drank a beer.
8. 1 minute ago - Alex :
   that's how shit goes down on degrassi
9. 1 minute ago - niccolo and donkey :
   hahaha
10. 1 minute ago - Alex :
    do LSD = jump off a bridge
11. A moment ago - Alex :
    drink a beer = kill a family driving
12. A moment ago - Alex :
    have sex = get pregnant

1. 5 minutes ago - Thomas777 :
   first they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because I was bullied. Then they came for the human rights activists, and I couldn't speak b/c a penis was in my mouth. Then they came for the Holocaust, and I demanded they stop denying it because I'm conservative

1. 1 minute ago - Bronze Age Pervert :
   i've had good friends who are aquarius and virgo
2. A moment ago - Bronze Age Pervert :
   i have contentious relationships with leo and capricorn
3. A moment ago - Bronze Age Pervert :
   scorpio is impossible

1. 3 minutes ago - NeoCornelio : I teach english to this sperg kid, true autism case; I use Manowar lyrics in my lessons to inculcate some manliness in him. Fill in the gaps: "Woman be my slave / The greatest gift I could give / Woman be my slave / That's your reason to _____". Remember to take the rhyme into account.

1. 14 minutes ago - Thomas777 : Im entering a phase of life like Hitler's Vienna years. Except it will not culminate with messianic greatness, it will simply result in a continued decline into mental illness - only satiated by screeds shouted into the microscopic void of Salo Forum, to an audience of wedding MCs, mestizos, and autistic prettyboys addicted to simian-themed children's cereals.

On sub-Saharans putting up the pyramids:

1. 3 minutes ago - Booz | Allen | Hamilton :
   woolly headed engineers who would not look out of place on the streets of baltimore carefully checking the bending moments of irregular cross sections, nodding sagely in agreement
2. 3 minutes ago - Booz | Allen | Hamilton :
   with a wizened cornel west looking figure
3. 2 minutes ago - Booz | Allen | Hamilton :
   "Dis heah sho' am be da best pyramid we 's ever constructed"
4. A moment ago - Booz | Allen | Hamilton :
   YO WHERE DA SLIDE RULE AT I'M CALCULATE DA SHEER STRESS ON DIS HEAH LOAD BEARING WALL