You guys are jealous that I have a boat and I pull acres of quim on OK Cupid
Women talk to me because they think that I wear ''retro'' clothes and have long hair because I'm some hipster or a nonconformist. In reality I'm a loser who wears old clothes and can't afford a haircut
BAP ordered the sharp cheddar chese on his sandwich (no crusts) at the deli and he lost bowel control in the midst of a grand mal seizure