Laser-Guided Cruise Missiles of Truth-Telling From the Shoutbox

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Niccolo and Donkey
  1. A moment ago - PaperChaseHustler : i cant imagine being an IT guy at Gawker...some 110 pound pozzed up AIDS case comes up to you and demands that you fix their mac book pro because they have a wonderfully snarky story to write on how some B list celeb was seen in the bathroom of a williamsburg gourmet eatery snorting cocaine and giving a bj to a transexual club promoter
President Camacho

On the Portuguese menace:

36 minutes ago - Thomas777 : Are Portuguese a vile people?
35 minutes ago - Bronze Age Pervert : yeah i didn't like them very much
35 minutes ago - Thomas777 : How are the girls?
34 minutes ago - Bronze Age Pervert : i don't know if they're vile, but they're unpleasant, cold, unfriendly, etc., that's the impression i got, and they like to troll you
33 minutes ago - Bronze Age Pervert : i speak portuguese with a brazilian pronunciation and they were especially unpleasant to me because of that...i got a few people chimping at me, cab drivers and so on, that "don't tell me to drive faster, this isn't brazil!!"
32 minutes ago - Bronze Age Pervert : i was told by a fat mall cop to put away the pastry i was eating, and when i offered it to him he chimped and called his jack-booted friend with a crooked nose who gave me a gleeful lecture that "this isn't brazil"
32 minutes ago - Bronze Age Pervert : the girls are ugly
32 minutes ago - Bronze Age Pervert : which is weird because as soon as you cross into spain, the girls are very pretty
31 minutes ago - Bronze Age Pervert : but the portuguese are a squat, hairy people
30 minutes ago - Bronze Age Pervert : they're similar in language and temperament to the romanians, short-fused bad-smelling assholes who have neither nordic work ethic nor mediterranean charm

President Camacho
  1. 30 minutes ago - President Camacho :
    Miss Congeniality is on Women's Entertainment now
  2. 30 minutes ago - President Camacho :
    There's your WET
  3. 30 minutes ago - President Camacho :
    Starring Sandra Bullock, strong sexy womyn stomping on men's balls, doing karate on drug dealers/murderers and looking good doing it
  4. 28 minutes ago - Thomas777 :
    WE should be called GASH. Gynecological Amusement for Slatternly Humans.
Niccolo and Donkey
President Camacho
Bob Dylan Roof
Angocachi

President Camacho: I celebrate a composite of all holidays: Christmas, Hannukah and Kwanzaa.... every year my father dresses as santa but with a hasidic hat and descends the chimney armed with a Colt .45 and a bottle of malt liquor, we usually get short term treasury bonds and Goldmann Sachs stock shares in the stockings

Dr. Heywood R. Floyd
I enjoyed "Human Centipede," other than for having to suffer those two female characters for the first 20 minutes of the film.
Cornelio
  1. Byssus :
    When I read Jake's first post here, I knew instantly who had written it
  2. Byssus :
    He has a steam-punk style of delivery
Dr. Heywood R. Floyd
I'm gratified to learn all that time I spent playing the online edition of "Space: 1889" with my mom (her character class: Strumpet) paid off.