Hey, this is Zizek. I locked myself out of my account a while ago because I was wasting too much time on the internet and it was interfering with work. Newly free of distractions, I've accomplished a lot since then. I've also learned an important truth about myself, which is that hard work and accomplishment aren't my style. So now I'm back to shitposting on Salo with a different gimmicky persona.