Welcoming Comment/Introduce Yourself

Hi,

the name is Smith, John Smith. Your humble narrator, and the guide philosopher and friend of many a wandering soul.

Hey, I'm Slavoj. You may know me from the philosophical books I've written, which include The Sublime Object of Ideology , Welcome to the Desert of the Real , and The Idea of Communism . I was briefly a member of Mypostingcareer, but then PMAN banned me because he's a petty, bitter nerd. He's always badmouthing Salo, so I figure you guys must be doing something right.

Apart from philosophy, my interests include: being handsome, being a famous intellectual, being married to a hot girl half my age, concern-trolling orthodox Marxists, slapfighting with Noam Chomsky, hateposting, and shitposting. I look forward to getting settled in here.

I am Lord Scales and I have had this forum recommended to me as a place to look at. I think I will look around a bit.

Cheers.

I met this guy and, like, his donkey. He asked, "Are you a handsome reactionary - Y/N?"
After my confirmation he said, "Hvala bogu," and gave me a link to this forum.

Sålø can have a translation of beer-esker backwards.

The name is Vilda, I'm here because I'm curious about this place. Well actually, I saw Nicco at the pub late one night and haven't been able to stop thinking about him since. So I followed him here. Yeah that's right, I'm a stalker, a crazy bitch. I'm very lovable.