Welcoming Comment/Introduce Yourself

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Bronze Age Pervert
One thing you must know is that all new posters here must first acknowledge my sexual superiority.
The Illuminati
So they have to stand still while you dry hump them and yell out "I'm the Alpha male!"?
Gunnen4u

He could mean a superior bottom, even power bottom.

Cornelio
First and foremost: Thanks for serving. You are most welcome to this forum.

You are exactly the kind of person we need at this forum. I can perfectly picture your typical daily routine: waking up to a good, decent, all american breakfast of eggs and oatmeal, going to work like a good, decent citizen, in a blue collar job that requires advanced skills, like welder or truck mechanic, then having a good, respectable, all-american meat and potatoes meal, then off to the shooting range with some compadres to have a good time, a few beers after that, and then off to home to water your lawn; after 2-3 hours of lawn-watering and house-maintaining you go to bed: beside your bed you have the Bill Of Rights, the Declaration of Independence, Benjamin Franklin's Autobiography, and Harold Covington's A MIghty Fortress, wich you read every night before sleep. You are exactly the kind of person our puritan forefathers dreamt of when then stood up against our oppresors. You are the very pillar of the Axis of Goodness. I SALUTE YOU PAL, STAY STRONG AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gunnen4u

Well, I don't eat that for breakfast, I am no longer a mechanic, and I haven't cut my grass all summer (or bothered watering it but once or twice), the Army sucked balls and I hate it now, I don't read those things, and I am the Axis of Awesome . Other than that, you got everything right.

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I did read Ben Franklin's Bio though -- the man had a strong pimp hand.

Wanda von Dunajew

I'm a socialist...and a masochist. That's how I ended up here.

O'Zebedee
Fatale

Hello. Some of you might know me from TBB.

rust

Suppose I could demonstrate some manners and say hello/intro myself, even though a few of you know me already from the Barrels and the Phora.

I help out on the Beer Barrel (webmaster/technical) but alas, am also morbidly obese. Hopefully this will not preclude any chances I might have at future suport here on Salo.

Hails.

Theo

Hi,

I'm back.

While I was away I got married, got fired, got hired and quit a job. Now I'm a successful entrepreneur, finally.

Regards
Theo