Welcoming Comment/Introduce Yourself

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Lone Wolf
Thank you for the welcome. I know this may be a bit of a noob question but how do I access the shoutbox? I don't see a button anywhere.
Niccolo and Donkey
Try it now.
MadScienceType

Oh, hello. Someone (I suspect Camacho) sent me an invite, so here I am, mostly to see if the rumors are true about the Balkan guy eating drowned puppies or something along those lines.

It'll probably take me a while to fit it, much like a fat guy easing into a new pair of pants, so bear with me.

President Camacho
Every poster here is obese, don't worry about that.

Welcome to Salo!
popfop

Unlike most of the degenerates here, I'm not originally from the Phora, Liberty Forum or MPC. Rather I found this site while following the link from Nic's username on Street Carnage, Gavin McInnes' post-Vice Magazine hipster sewer. As such, I am far more socialized than the average Salobro and regularly get my d wet. I'm mostly here to offer dating advice and review/promote various forms of entertainment media since I am actually a marketing research bot.

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Contributor 23

Greetings and salutations Oh, The Most Esteemed Elders of The Intarnet, The Heavenly Scholars of the Digital Age, The Cinnamon Scented Starfishes of God,

I beseech Thee on bended but ungloryhole'd knees.

I am a longtime lurker and a veteran of stupid online forums. As I am indebted, unemployed and probably sick with a novel brain corroding venereal disease after having sex with a number of female (i'm guessing here) intravenous drug users, I have opted to share my gradual but certain demise with you via voluminous but sporadic contributions as my condition deteriorates, for your immeasurable mirth and studies of the human condition.

Bix Nood, Exalted ones. Hear my pleas and partake in my offerings. Bix Nood!

O'Zebedee

Hi - I stumbled across this forum while looking for the Indigo Girls website. I am a gender normative male employed as a case worker with disadvantaged, queer aboriginal youth at risk, and I play the rain stick in a world music quartet called All Colours, All Vision.

popfop
Have you ever performed with the Legs Akimbo Theatre Company?
Phalluster

Hello, Salo forum! I arrived here via the legacy of sporadic links from MPC. I decided to join because Pleasureman has been getting uppity with me lately; also, he is getting aggressive in his opposition of White Nationalism. I have lurked here before but never latched on. I've read some very interesting threads (and some boring threads) on unique topics and experiences here, and I would like to increase my worldliness and multiculturalism in terms of niche internet communities.

My current enemies on this forum are mlad and Sheikh Buryatski. I respect them both in their own ways. Regarding mlad: he disappoints me by relying on impish bullying (doesn't work on me, an alpha) and pedantic, retarded outbursts ("toot reek jenk") as his sole sources of 'humor'. He is as intelligent as any advanced autist, but seems to lack any semblance of likeability, which constricts his periphery on life's outlook. I hope his charisma will blossom someday, and it is sometimes hard to believe that he is still only 16 years old. He has read over 300 books, and this comes to almost 50 books per year (if you include Sam's Potty ).

Sheikh IMO is even more wildly intelligent than mlad, but hides behind the mask of internet anonymity out of some cultivated empty-room paranoia. We are 'internet enemies' simply because we are racial enemies. I resent his shameless opportunism in racking up credentials from the American university with the unapologetic plan to return home with that bluster and reinvest it with his fellow stock. (Maybe he will even default on his student loans! A DREAM indeed) I do admire his racial solidarity though, and I wish he would become more fluent on behalf of his own sensible desires... IN ENGLISH, PLEASE. Maybe we whites could translate his chingchong speak into salient counterpoints - who knows! With sincere and absolute ethnic chauvinism, Sheikh will drink the last of the blood reserves from our dessicated White Nation without ever blinking his double-eyelids. In a way, I relate to and salute his feelings. I can't blame him, but I surely cannot be forced to like him for it.

As for me, my hobbies and interests include PUA, powerlifting, jew-bashing, being obese, being from new jersey, zerohedge hot topics, fascism/populism, reposting Drudge stories about nigger crimes and adding a few recycled emoticons to the end of the thread, and being an alcoholic. My alcoholism restricts my powerlifting and vice versa, so I am stuck at or below five plates (and can't bench for shit). I've had a couple of serious gf's for a few years each, and apart from them I've banged about 20 girls. I scored a 800 on my kindergarten IQ test but did some regression analysis and figured I'm probably in the 130's now, in my early 30's. Hopefully I will be back in the 140's by my early 40's if I keep reading about challenging topics. I live in Brooklyn currently via shit finance slave-jobs. I have visited most euro countries if only in my pre-teen years. The coolest place I've ever been to was Japan: Tokyo and Kyoto are so unique!

:p man:

Tony

Hi there, interesting to run in to this alt right forum, found it after some interesting google searches after having some time on my hands.

Can't say how much I'll be contributing, as I'll be busy with my IRL life moreso than usual, but this seems like a good place to talk about verboten stuff that everyone knows but dares not say.

Interests: Strength training (do you guys have a forum/section for that on this board?), language learning, traveling, being socially intimidating, thinking of all those worthy of being sent to concentration camp when shit hits the fan, and general fooking around on the internet.

I look forward to chatting with you.